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“A RAW FOOD DIET? YOU MEAN LIKE COOKIE DOUGH?”
“OMG! I FORGOT TO HAVE CHILDREN.”
“COFFEE TAKES THE BITCH RIGHT OUT OF ME.”
“BITCH FACE? THIS IS MY SMILE.”
“MARIJUANA – ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF IT’S RIGHT FOR YOU!”
“WE HAD TO GIVE THE CHILDREN AWAY, THE DOG WAS ALLERGIC.”
“IT’S NOT DRINKING ALONE IF THE CAT’S HOME.”
“COFFEE KEEPS ME BUSY UNTIL IT”S WINE TIME.”
“ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU WANT TO INTERRUPT MY COFFEE BREAK?”
“BEING A BAD COOK IS THE SMARTEST MOVE A GIRL COULD EVER MAKE.”
“IF YOU OBEY ALL THE RULES, YOU MISS ALL THE FUN.”
“I’M A DIRTY GIRL, BUT I KNOW HOW TO CLEAN UP.”
