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“LET’S JUST SAY WORKING HERE WAS NOT A GREAT CAREER MOVE.”
“I’M A DIRTY GIRL, BUT I KNOW HOW TO CLEAN UP.”
“IF YOU OBEY ALL THE RULES, YOU MISS ALL THE FUN.”
“BEING A BAD COOK IS THE SMARTEST MOVE A GIRL COULD EVER MAKE.”
“ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU WANT TO INTERRUPT MY COFFEE BREAK?”
“COFFEE TAKES THE BITCH RIGHT OUT OF ME.”
“COFFEE KEEPS ME BUSY UNTIL IT”S WINE TIME.”
“IT’S NOT DRINKING ALONE IF THE CAT’S HOME.”
“WE HAD TO GIVE THE CHILDREN AWAY, THE DOG WAS ALLERGIC.”
“MARIJUANA – ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF IT’S RIGHT FOR YOU!”
“BITCH FACE? THIS IS MY SMILE.”
“OMG! I FORGOT TO HAVE CHILDREN.”
