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“TO SAVE TIME, LET’S ASSUME I’M NEVER WRONG.”
“I KNOW, I KNOW, I AM TOTALLY FABULOUS.”
“IT’S BEEN LOVELY BUT I HAVE TO SCREAM NOW.”
“YOU MEAN SHOPPING FOR MORE USELESS CRAP ISN’T THE MEANING OF LIFE?”
“WHY DO I HAVE TO GET MARRIED? I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG.”
“I DON’T HAVE HOT FLASHES. I HAVE SHORT, PRIVATE VACATIONS IN THE TROPICS.”
“EXPLAIN TO ME AGAIN WHY I NEED A MAN.”
“I UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF COOKING AND CLEANING. JUST NOT AS IT APPLIES TO ME.”
“BEING UNSTABLE & BITCHY IS ALL PART OF MY MYSTIQUE.”
“IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.”
“IF IT FITS IN TOASTER, I CAN COOK IT.”
“INSTEAD OF CLEANING THE HOUSE, I JUST TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.”
