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“SOMETIMES I SAY STUPID STUFF LIKE “I DO””
“LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, I GIVE BIRTH, RAISE KIDS, WORK AND COOK, AND I’M THE WEAKER SEX?”
“I DON’T SEE THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR FULL, I JUST WANT A REFILL.”
“IT’S NOT DRINKING ALONE IF THE DOG’S HOME.”
“WINE DOESN’T MAKE YOU FAT. IT MAKES YOU LEAN…AGAINST TABLES, CHAIRS, WALLS, AND UGLY PEOPLE”
“WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS. ADD VODKA”
“THE BEST THERAPIST HAS FUR AND FOUR LEGS”
“OMG! I FORGOT TO HAVE CHILDREN.”
“THE FIRST RULE OF PARENTING: NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS”
“NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DIET. JUST EAT YOUR SALAD AND BE SAD.”
“A RAW FOOD DIET? YOU MEAN LIKE COOKIE DOUGH?”
