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“IF ANYONE TELLS YOU IT’S TOO EARLY TO DRINK WINE… UNFRIEND THEM.”
“TWO MARGARITAS AND I’M DROPPING F-BOMBS LIKE THEY WERE COMMAS.”
“COFFEE KEEPS ME BUSY UNTIL IT’S WINE TIME.”
“COFFEE TAKES THE BITCH RIGHT OUT OF ME.”
“ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU WANT TO INTERRUPT MY COFFEE BREAK?”
“EVERY DAY I GIVE MY FAMILY TWO CHOICES FOR DINNER TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT”
“WINE DOESN’T MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN AGAINST TABLES CHAIRS, WALLS AND UGLY PEOPLE.”
“IF MY DOG DOESN’T LIKE YOU, I DON’T LIKE YOU.”
“DOG HAIR IS A CONDIMENT IN OUR KITCHEN”
“A CLEAN HOUSE IS A SIGN OF A WASTED LIFE”
“BEING UNSTABLE & BITCHY IS ALL PART OF MY MYSTIQUE”
“YOU SAY I’M A BITCH LIKE IT’S A BAD THING”
