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“CAT HAIR IS A CONDIMENT IN OUR KITCHEN.”
“I AM ONE BAD RELATIONSHIP FROM HAVING 30 CATS”
“BEING UNSTABLE & BITCHY IS ALL PART OF MY MYSTIQUE”
“I UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF COOKING AND CLEANING. JUST NOT AS IT APPLIES TO ME.”
“YOU SAY I’M A BITCH LIKE IT’S A BAD THING”
“IT’S BEEN LOVELY BUT I HAVE TO SCREAM NOW”
“IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN”
“EVERY DAY I GIVE MY FAMILY TWO CHOICES FOR DINNER TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT”
“A CLEAN HOUSE IS A SIGN OF A WASTED LIFE”
“IF IT FITS IN TOASTER, I CAN COOK IT”
“I DON’T HAVE HOT FLASHES. I HAVE SHORT, PRIVATE VACATIONS IN THE TROPICS”
