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“WE HAD TO GIVE THE CHILDREN AWAY, THE DOG WAS ALLERGIC.”
“COFFEE TAKES THE BITCH RIGHT OUT OF ME.”
“CAT HAIR IS A CONDIMENT IN OUR KITCHEN.”
“IT’S NOT DRINKING ALONE IF THE CAT’S HOME.”
“COFFEE KEEPS ME BUSY UNTIL IT’S WINE TIME.”
“OOPS, DID I BUY WINE AGAIN INSTEAD OF MILK?”
“ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU WANT TO INTERRUPT MY COFFEE BREAK?”
“WINE! HOW CLASSY PEOPLE GET SHITFACED”
“THE HOURS BETWEEN COFFEE AND WINE REALLY HAVE NO PURPOSE”
“IF MY DOG DOESN’T LIKE YOU, I DON’T LIKE YOU.”
“DRINK COFFEE DO STUPID THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY”
“IF ANYONE TELLS YOU IT’S TOO EARLY TO DRINK WINE… UNFRIEND THEM.”